Oh The Currency Of Love!

Today I woke up ready to grind for my well-deserved heart tokens. Since currency is earned by kind gestures, as in love, this world is completely peaceful! Some call it the sweetest, the most beautiful place in the galaxy. It might even grant you eternal happiness, they say! Back to my day —of course, at first, I go ahead and kiss a picture of my fictional crush taped to the wall, which makes me extra happy. Saying hello to everyone on the streets gets you a lot of heart tokens! By the way, I personally think the name “heart tokens” is weird, so you used my preferred name “love crystals”, which makes me more pleased. Things like hatred and discomfort will get your life crystals down, so try to be as calm as possible. Never EVER use passive-aggressive sentences, those seem very rude and will get your crystals down a lot, probably the worst one so far! Don’t use that or sarcasm if you don’t want to go broke! Just my advice, be as calm and kind as possible. Anyway, a day in a world like this is always sunshine and rainbows. Nothing is going on, nobody wants to go broke, so nobody is unloving! I’m, of course, rich, assuming from all that advice I gave you. What I can say is that I’m a professional at this. Life is a luxury, foremost everyone’s incentive. Being loving isn’t easy, but who knows, maybe some can’t earn love crystals so fast. Like dark enchantress…