That Day I Started Reading Minds

One morning, I woke up and realized I could hear everyone’s inner voice. Maybe I had finally lost my marbles, maybe this was it for me but no, I was indeed very wrong. This was only the start of what I would be capable of, even though it wasn’t a very good start. The chaos found inside people’s minds are unbearable on their own, just imagine how much of a death sentence fifty at once is. Turns out, mind reading is not that useful if you can’t control it; who would’ve thought.

People’s minds basically have a coalition against me to make my life a living hell. Try hearing every single person near you’s intrusive thoughts at the same time, you would be surprised that this is England instead of Japan. I mean yeah, basically nobody can lie to me if I manage to pick out their thoughts but is it worth it hearing “Did I leave the stove open?” or “Will my cat eat me when I die?” every, single, day?

Not like it’s any better at school either. Seems like today is an exam day, almost all of the students were thinking “Since when did I have an exam today?” in the hallway. Honestly, I would have felt bad for the teachers had I not heard one of them think the exact same thing.

At least the school garden is just a tad bit more peaceful in the school garden, sometimes; today was not one of those days. Seems like there is a couple near the exit of the school, just my luck…

“How do I break up with him?”

“How can I break up with her?”

How did you two even start dating in the first place?!

After the lunch break I chose to enter the PE lesson because I was geniunely not in the mood to hear people complain about biology for an entire hour, even if that meant running around the school track pointlessly for the lesson and wouldn’t you know it, we did just that.

“Would I really be cheating on my diet if I eat two small cheeseburgers, they’re small after all?”

“I could really go for some pancakes right now…”

“Maybe I can get some snacks from my friend after this…”

I’m pretty sure all of them announced that they will be going on a diet in the cafeteria, either they were lying or they have the same mental strength of a sloth.

I just hope that our neighbour doesn’t stay up in the middle of the night to play video games like yesterday. I don’t even need my abilities to hear him thanks to him screaming them out for me. I am geniunely thinking of enrolling him in the army so I can sleep peacefully; at least he will be useful to this country, I guess.

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